Last Updated: January 20, 2026
By accessing and using the Female Delusion Calculator SA ("the App"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree to these terms, please do not use the App.
This App is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we use data derived from public sources such as Stats SA and SARS reports, the results generated (including the "Probability" and "Delusion Score") are mathematical estimates and should not be used as professional advice or as a definitive measure of any individual's worth or dating prospects.
The statistical models used are simplified for user experience. We do not guarantee:
To the maximum extent permitted by South African law, the App creators shall not be liable for any emotional distress, relationship disputes, or decisions made based on the results of this calculator. Use this tool with a sense of humor and realistic expectations.
The design, code, and custom graphics (including our signature "Cat Food" icons) are the property of the App owners. You may share your results on social media using our "Share" tools, but you may not scrape our data or reproduce the App for commercial purposes.
These terms are governed by the laws of the Republic of South Africa. Any disputes arising from the use of this App shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts in South Africa.
By clicking "FIND OUT" on the home page, you acknowledge you have read and understood these terms.